bowtiecat:

Gaming Figure Pre-Orders for the week of 2/13/2012 - 2/19/2012
Unlike Previous weeks, there were no real gaming figures to go up for Pre-Order import wise. So I decided to be a 12 year old and post the most horrific toy I possibly could. A 1:2.5 scale Cattleya for around $450 retail which went up for order this last week.
That thing is bigger than a large baby. It’s like some sort of smut baby. Imagine someone stepping into your house and you have that right on the coffee table.
I apologize for releasing this onto your eye holes. For the rest of the import toys that went up for pre-order last week, feel free to check out our friends at Plastikitty.

i love hentai

bowtiecat:

Gaming Figure Pre-Orders for the week of 2/13/2012 - 2/19/2012

Unlike Previous weeks, there were no real gaming figures to go up for Pre-Order import wise. So I decided to be a 12 year old and post the most horrific toy I possibly could. A 1:2.5 scale Cattleya for around $450 retail which went up for order this last week.

That thing is bigger than a large baby. It’s like some sort of smut baby. Imagine someone stepping into your house and you have that right on the coffee table.

I apologize for releasing this onto your eye holes. For the rest of the import toys that went up for pre-order last week, feel free to check out our friends at Plastikitty.

i love hentai

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    as if i got this cattleya figurine i would probably be judged upon pretty hard
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    Ahahahaha!!!! Her tits!
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